Dargoth Van Gloomfang is the most fabulous creature of the night in all of Broodsarrow. Living in a meticulously decorated gothic castle, his flair for the dramatic and unmatched flamboyance have earned him the adoration of the local townspeople. But Dargoth's undisputed reign of glamour is thrown into absolute chaos when a chic, hyper-modern vampire arrives from Los Angeles, threatening to steal his crown. To reclaim his title, Dargoth must embark on a campy, surreal quest to prove that true style is immortal. A twisted, lighthearted fairy tale from the king of Bizarro Fiction, this cult classic is an absurd, laugh-out-loud celebration of self-acceptance and unadulterated eccentricity.