Sloth Ugly Christmas Sweater Hoodie: “Slowly Festive”

An original pullover hoodie from Emberlane Gifts, made to order in the US.

About the design

A loud, tacky ugly-Christmas-sweater hoodie for anyone moving through the holidays at a gentler pace. Original illustrated artwork shows a cozy sloth in a tiny Fair Isle sweater and a tinsel garland, with the words “Slowly Festive”, on a sewn-look felt applique, under a felt name patch lettered with the phrase above. The whole front print is filled edge to edge with a dense faux-knit Fair Isle of snowflakes, reindeer, trees and stars in clashing red, green, cream and gold, plus a printed string of colorful Christmas lights, tinsel garland, pom-poms and jingle bells.

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Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for size or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, message us through eBay with a photo and we will arrange a replacement or refund.

Questions and answers

Can I add a name or custom text?
No. This is a ready-made design with no personalization.

How does it fit?
Unisex (men's) sizing; many women size down one for a closer fit. Choose your size from the drop-down.

Is this licensed or a brand logo?
No. It is original artwork and wording by Emberlane Gifts, with no licensed characters or brand names.

When will it arrive?
It is made to order, then shipped free within the US. eBay shows your estimated delivery date before you buy. Order by Dec 5, 2026 for the best chance of arrival by Christmas. We cannot guarantee delivery by December 24.

Emberlane Gifts is an independent eBay shop (seller stserra0) selling original holiday designs on mugs, ornaments, apparel, blankets and home decor.