This sale is for one BRAND NEW product for 2026  BLUE LOGO DIDDLY SQUAT FARM shop design, 500ml Bottle of WELL GOOD WATER 'WITH NO💩 IN IT' and this hilarious bottle of water is still sealed,  and on the back it says 'WELL.... ITS WATER, SIMPLE REFRESHING,ER WET, AND ITS GOT NO 💩 IN IT THIS TIME. SIP WITH CONFIDENCE FOR 'FARM'S SAKE', BUYING THIS HELPS FARMERS FARM. And its best before 21/04/28 and its bottled at source for Diddly Squat Fark, and the bottle is made from 100% recycled aluminium, so can be refilled and reused, and once finished with recycled again. This item would make the perfect  birthday Christmas gift for any fan or collector of the show, or great addition to any Man Cave. 

Shipping & Handling: The item will be securely packaged to ensure the bottle arrives in pristine condition and extreme care and multiple layers of packing will be used to give maximum protection in transit . I also have the New 2026 BLUE MILK COW JUICE bottles available for sale, listed separately, but pictured here for reference only, so if you want the set of two DS item please message me PRIOR TO PURCHASE , so I can make one listing for your specific bundle, thanks. 

NOTE: THIS SALE IS FOR ONE BLUE LOGO  500ml NO 💩 IN IT BOTTLE of WATER ONLY

Just a note to read before you buy -see my T's & C's ETC: COLLECTION IS WELCOME ON ANY OF MY ITEMS if you need any other measurements, please ask me BEFORE YOU PURCHASE.

*colour may vary slightly in garment in reality due to flash photography/none natural daylight surroundings etc.

Measurements given are for your guidelines only

I aim to post within 48hrs, BUT Please check with me before buying if you need your purchase by a specific date, as occasionally the dispatch time can be up to 10 business days due to holidays, exceptional or unforeseen circumstances.

Please note: I can combine postage if you contact me in advance of your multi purchase as I can create one listing for your full order to save you postage. If you make individual purchases I cannot combine or refund after purchase is made.