This lightweight cotton tee carries attitude with a wink. Soft, breathable fabric and a classic crew cut let the bold retro design sit front-and-center: a rockabilly-inspired mom with sunglasses and a bandana, flanked by checker accents and the cheeky line “Just a mom out here trying not to raise assholes.” It’s the kind of shirt worn on school runs, weekend errands, or casual coffee dates — the one that sparks knowing smiles and a laugh from other parents. The print’s vintage palette and hand-drawn vibe feel lived-in and honest. Wear it rolled-sleeve with jeans, layered under a denim jacket, or lounge in it on a slow Sunday when you need to remind the world you’re doing your best (with humor).

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety.
- DTG/DTF printed details — durable sleeve and neck prints with bold front artwork.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors