MONSTER:WIDE EYED WEIRDO NUMBER:11 HEIGHT:22CM FEATURES:HUMAN-LIKE TEETH, SLITTED EYES FUR:RED LONG-HAIRED FART VELOCITY:SILENT WHISTLE PHLEGM CONSISTENCY:BUBBLY DESCRIPTION:NO ONE KNOWS HOW THIS LOATHSOME MONSTER'S FUR TURNED THE STRANGE, FOUL DEEP RED THAT IT IS. THIS CRIMSON FIEND CAN USUALLY BE FOUND TRYING TO HIDE FROM ANYONE THAT MIGHT ASK IT THE WRONG QUESTION, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MAY HAPPEN IF IT TELLS YOU.