Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:

1. Actually, just f**k off.
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell.
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I'm working.

 Packaging And Delivery Information

We prioritize your privacy with our discreet packaging. You can rest assured that if your parcel is delivered to a neighbour, they won’t know the contents or the source of your purchase.

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Delivery Details

Your orders are sent using Royal Mail Tracked 24 at no cost to you. This service aims to deliver your parcel within 1-2 days, however please be mindful of potential delays due to industrial actions or busy periods, especially around the festive holiday seasons. Please note same times we also may use DPD LOCAL NEXT DAY

We hope you enjoy your purchases and look forward to serving you again in the future!