🎲 Golden Girls Strategy Game – Funkoverse 101 – Sealed & Serving Florida Realness!

A strategy game starring Dorothy and Sophia from The Golden Girls. Yes, Funko really did that.

This is Funkoverse: Golden Girls 101, a 2-player board game where you battle across iconic locations like Mr. Ha Ha’s Hot Dog Hacienda and the supermarket. It’s light strategy with heavy sarcasm, and yes—Dorothy can stun opponents with her glare.

Condition:

Sealed, never opened, never played.

Stored in a non-smoking area of a smoker’s home, because even secondhand smoke knows not to mess with Sophia’s purse.

🧠 Gameplay Highlights:

• Includes Dorothy and Sophia Pop! figures

• 2 playable maps: Golden Girls’ home and Florida Boardwalk

• 4 game scenarios with dice rolling, grid movement, and character powers

• Can be played standalone or mixed with other Funkoverse sets

• Ages 10+, but emotionally prepared for Dorothy’s dry wit

🌈 Why the Golden Girls Are Gay Icons:

Because they were unapologetically fabulous.

Dorothy was the blueprint for dry wit and queer resilience.

Sophia invented the art of the one-liner.

They lived together, loved fiercely, and tackled everything from aging to AIDS with humor and heart.

They were camp before camp was cool—and they made chosen family feel like destiny.