70th Birthday Card - Funny Milestone Birthday Humor Card for Men - 70 in Celsius
- INSIDE GREETING: "That makes you 49 years younger! Happy Birthday!" COVER - 70 is only 21 in Celsius
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
- USE - The perfect, Humorous card for writing Milestone Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
Hey, there's no need to sweat turning seventy, when the centigrade system is here to reduce your age to cooler levels. That's the hilarious, calculated-to-please forecast for seventieth birthday fun pictured in vivid colors and witty words on this funny, forget-the-Fahrenheit 70th B-Day card. It's a great and garrulous way to brighten any friend, family member or coworker's outlook on life when they're getting up there, somewhat elevated in years. Age is just a number, after all; that can be freely expressed in a more flattering measurement system, right?
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