Up for sale is an ultra-rare vintage Tool t-shirt collector’s lot, featuring two original 1990s Jesus Christ Wannabe shirts, both in Men’s XL, with extremely rare back print variants. These designs are legendary among Tool collectors and fans of vintage band tees.

What’s Included:

1. “Jesus Christ Wannabe – Rots Your Brain Like Crack Cocaine” (Unofficial Variant)
• Size: XL
• Era: 1990s independent print
• Tag: Tagless
• Front: Classic Ecce Homo graphic
• Back: “ROTS YOUR BRAIN LIKE CRACK COCAINE” (rare collector-known variant)
• Condition: Light fade, soft vintage wear — no holes or stains

2. “Jesus Christ Wannabe Motherfker” (Official Hanes Tag)**
• Size: XL
• Tag: 1990s Hanes Heavyweight
• Front: Identical Ecce Homo print
• Back: “JESUS CHRIST WANNABE MOTHERFCKER” — rarely seen back hit
• Condition: Excellent vintage shape with crisp graphic and thick collar

Why This Lot is Special:

These shirts are not modern reprints — they’re both recognized in the collector community, with the “Motherf**ker” version considered one of the rarest Tool tour-style shirts ever made. The first is an unofficial 1990s variant well known among longtime fans and collectors, featuring a unique back print not found in mass production.

If you're a true Tool fan or vintage collector, this is a rare chance to own both versions together in matching size and original condition.

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📩 Serious inquiries and questions are welcome.