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TOOTHFAIRY –
Does Not Work Well With Reality. Noiseville #56. FACTORY SEALED NEW 2-DISC VINYL RECORD ALBUM SET.
Issued in 2006. Limited edition pressed on grey vinyl. Comes in a gatefold cover
with one additional track not included on the CD release.
TRACKS:
SIDE
1:
01)
Omni-Present Grip Of Reality
02)
Great Trains That Crashed
03)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 1
04)
West Mountain
05)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 2
06)
An Angel Cometh
07)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 3
SIDE
2:
08)
McMansion On The Hill
09)
The Gates Have Closed
10)
Nothing To Recognize
11)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 4
12)
Funny Thing Is I’m Grey
SIDE
3:
13)
Vauxhall Infusion
14)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 5
15)
Praises Be To The Bog
16)
I Piss On Dreamy (bonus track)
SIDE
4:
17)
The Dancing Bones
18)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 6
19)
Bad Choices
20)
Clarabell’s Redundant Nature Pt. 7
21)
The Last Station.
DESCRIPTION:
Toothfairy is the creation of one man, Jim
Gibson, and Does Not Work Well With
Reality plumbs the deep canyons of his mind and imagination, resulting in an
outsider masterpiece or an aural trainwreck, depending on the listeners state of
reality. Recorded on Tuesdays between June and October 2005. No computer
programs were used in the making of this album. Recorded with an analog mind set
on digital equipment [warts and all]. At times it is very intense and hard to
listen to, but at other times quite soothing. Not recommended for people who
like simple songs where the message and direction is clear. This album is for
people who like to slowly digest music and take in the maze that it has built. I
did search and listen to samples of most of the tracks here, and found it
strangely appealing; it has an experimental nature that will appeal to those who
like to travel the back roads of the musical imagination.
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