🍑Thicc Pokémon Metal Trading Cards, Choose Your Fighter 🍑

Premium Metal Novelty Cards | Sold Individually | Pick Your Favorites

Have you ever looked at Pokémon cards and thought...

"These Pokémon could use a little more junk in the trunk."

Well, your oddly specific wish has been granted.

These premium fan-made metal parody cards feature everyone's favorite Pokémon after spending a little too much time at the Rare Candy buffet. These standard size. solid metal cards are built to last, and guaranteed to get laughs from Pokémon fans, collectors, and anyone with a questionable sense of humor.

Available Cards

• ⚡ Thicc Pikachu
• ⚡ Thicc Raichu
• 💧 Thicc Squirtle
• 💧 Thicc Blastoise
• 🌿 Thicc Bulbasaur
• 🌿 Thicc Venusaur
• 🔥 Thicc Charizard
• 🔥 Thicc Magmar
• 🥊 Thicc Machoke

How to Order

• Each listing is for ONE metal card pictured above, upgraded with gold plated trim.
• We offer numerous awesome varieties, just search our store for "Pokemon" or "Thicc"

Features

✔ Premium metal construction—not paper or cardboard
✔ Vibrant full-color artwork with gold metallic trim finish (upgraded from the yellow trim in image above)
✔ Standard trading card size (fits most sleeves and display cases)
✔ Durable, collectible, and built to survive Team Rocket's handling
✔ Perfect for display, gifts, game rooms, or meme collections
✔ Guaranteed to be at least 37% thiccer than official Pokémon cards.

Please Note

• These are fan-made parody collectible cards.
• Not official Pokémon merchandise.
• Not intended for tournament play... although that would be hilarious...
• Intended for collectors, display, and entertainment.

Whether you're completing your Thiccdex, searching for the perfect gift for your twisted friends, or simply appreciate Pokémon that never skipped glute day, these metal cards are sure to become the thiccest part of your collection.

Catch 'em all... one cheek at a time. 🍑