😂 Funny Adult Humour T-Shirt | Offensive Novelty Gift | Printed in the UK

😂 Funny "Why I'm Single" Adult Novelty T-Shirt

If you've got a cheeky sense of humour, this hilarious novelty T-shirt is guaranteed to get laughs. Featuring the bold design:

WHY I'M SINGLE:
☐ Shy
☐ Ugly
☑ Dick is too big, might kill someone.

Perfect for stag weekends, nights out, birthdays, festivals, pub trips, or anyone who enjoys outrageous adult humour.

Please note: This design contains adult language and is intended for mature audiences (18+).

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Features

• Premium quality unisex T-shirt
• Professionally printed in the UK
• Soft, comfortable fabric
• Durable high-quality print
• Regular fit
• Suitable for men and women
• Available in a range of colours and sizes

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Material

• 100% Cotton (Heather colours may contain polyester)
• Soft feel
• Breathable fabric
• Comfortable for everyday wear

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Available Sizes

XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Please refer to the size guide before ordering.

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Care Instructions

• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry on high heat
• Iron inside out
• Do not iron directly over the print

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Perfect For

• Stag parties
• Bachelor weekends
• Birthday gifts
• Adult novelty gifts
• Pub nights
• Festivals
• Secret Santa
• Christmas presents
• Father's Day
• Friends with a great sense of humour

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Package Includes

• 1 × Funny Adult Novelty T-Shirt

Each T-shirt is printed to order using high-quality printing for a long-lasting finish.

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Why Buy From DannaTees?

• 🇬🇧 Printed in the UK
• 🚚 Fast Dispatch
• 👕 Premium Quality Garments
• 🎁 Ideal Gift Idea
• ⭐ Friendly Customer Service
• ✅ Printed to Order

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eBay Item Specifics

• Brand: DannaTees
• Department: Unisex Adults
• Type: T-Shirt
• Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
• Neckline: Crew Neck
• Fit: Regular
• Material: 100% Cotton
• Theme: Funny, Adult Humour, Offensive, Novelty, Stag Party
• Pattern: Graphic Print
• Occasion: Casual, Party, Festival
• Country/Region of Manufacture: United Kingdom