The Final Word on the Alfred Brendel "One Finger Too Many
"THE PROVENANCE:
Why this book is valuable:
This is a Rare Autographed Copy signed by the legendary pianist and author Sir Alfred Brendel.The
Signature:
A bold, authentic signature by Brendel on the title page.The Author: Brendel is a global musical icon; his signature in his own literary work is significantly rarer and more sought after than his music programs or CDs.
The Edition:
This is the First U.S. Edition (1999) of his primary poetry collection. It is a cornerstone for collectors of classical music history and modern signed first editions.eBay Listing Details1. Listing TitleAlfred Brendel SIGNED ONE FINGER TOO MANY 1999 1st US Ed Hardcover Poems2.
Detailed Condition:
DescriptionOverall Condition:
Near Fine (Collector Grade)Signature:
Bold and clear in black ink on the title page.Hardcover Boards: Vibrant lime-green and black boards are in pristine condition. One minuscule, pale speck on the front green board near the spine transition.
Dust Jacket: Excellent condition. Unclipped with original $16.00 price.
No chips, tears, or fading.Binding: Exceptionally tight and stiff.
As shown in "fanning" photos, the book retains its original structural integrity.Interior
Pages:
Pristine, bright, and crisp throughout. No markings, underlining, or foxing.Spine: Straight with sharp edges. Negligible, minor rubbing at the head and foot.
Video Verification (Outgoing & Incoming):
We maintain detailed video proof of the item’s condition during the packaging process and the final hand-off to the USPS teller.
IMPORTANT:
For insurance and security purposes, all incoming return packages will be video-recorded during the unboxing process to verify that the item matches the original condition and that no tampering, opening, or damage has occurred.
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A Message from the Administrator
Hi, I’m Maria, the Administrator of this page. On behalf of the Owner, I take immense pride in our daily operations and in maintaining the highest standards for the collector community. We strive for 100% accuracy and transparency in everything we do.
Condition Disclaimer:
If you are looking for items in pristine condition, factory-sealed goods, or "perfect" inventory, we respectfully encourage you to visit a local retail store or purchase a professionally graded item elsewhere. This applies to anything we sell in our eBay online store. We want to ensure a positive experience for everyone and wish to avoid misunderstandings with individuals seeking perfection in ungraded or pre-owned items.
IMPORTANT: To ensure a smooth transaction, please read the entire listing, including the descriptions and the procedures below. By purchasing, you confirm that you have reviewed all information and accept these terms as a binding agreement.
Seller Note:
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A Message from the Administrator
Hi, I’m Maria, the Administrator of this page. On behalf of the Owner, I take immense pride in our daily operations and in maintaining the highest standards for the collector community. We strive for 100% accuracy and transparency in everything we do.
Condition Disclaimer:
If you are looking for items in pristine condition, factory-sealed goods, or "perfect" inventory, we respectfully encourage you to visit a local retail store or purchase a professionally graded item elsewhere. This applies to anything we sell in our eBay online store. We want to ensure a positive experience for everyone and wish to avoid misunderstandings with individuals seeking perfection in ungraded or pre-owned items.
IMPORTANT: To ensure a smooth transaction, please read the entire listing, including the descriptions and the procedures below. By purchasing, you confirm that you have reviewed all information and accept these terms as a binding agreement.
I. Condition, Photography & Amateur Grading
Collector’s Estimation:
We are private collectors, not professional graders. Any grade or description represents our amateur opinion based on a full inspection.
"As-Is" Visuals:
We never use stock photos; the high-resolution images provided are of the exact physical item you will receive.
Buyer’s Responsibility:
By purchasing, you acknowledge your responsibility to examine all photos using the zoom feature. All items are sold in "As-Is" condition as photographed.
NO DUST COVER
II. Market Volatility & Final Sale Policy
Standard "No Return" Policy: Common Collectibles Inc. maintains a strictly No Returns policy as our default. Sales are final. We do not accept returns for buyer's remorse, changed minds, or market fluctuations.
Listing Exceptions: The only time we accept a return is if an individual listing explicitly states a return window (such as 14 or 30 days) through the official eBay listing settings. If a return option has not been enabled via eBay's technology, no returns will be accepted.
Handling & Transit Protection:
We handle sports cards with professional gloves and secure them in sleeves and top loaders. We utilize a proprietary "Wood Foundation" shipping method (using custom wood planks) to ensure cards cannot bend in transit.
Liability & Return Costs:
Because we cannot guarantee a buyer will utilize the same professional handling or specialized wood-plank packaging for a return, we cannot accept the risk of the item being degraded in transit back to us. Furthermore, returns are costly; this store is not responsible for return shipping costs.
eBay Mandatory Window:
While our personal store policy is "No Returns," we acknowledge that under eBay’s policy for trading cards, buyers have a three (3) calendar day window after delivery to report an item that does not match the listing.
III. "Act of God" Secure Shipping Guarantee
Unrivaled Protection: We package our items so securely that it would take an "act of God" to damage them. We source custom wood boards and planks specifically to create a rigid foundation that prevents any possibility of bending.
Custom Care:
All items (Books, Toys, Clothing, etc.) are double-wrapped, cushioned, and sealed against moisture and crushing.
Verification:
We record the precise package weight (to the gram) at carrier drop-off to prevent mail fraud.
IV. Zero-Tolerance Forensic Security Protocols
Chain of Custody Video: I record a continuous, unedited video of the entire process—from final inspection and packaging inside the USPS or shipping center until the moment we hand the package to the teller and receive the official shipping receipt.
"Switch & Bait" Protection: All items are inconspicuously photographed for detail close range identifying, We record all serial numbers and identifiers to verify that any return is the exact unit originally shipped.
AI Fraud Detection:
We utilize forensic software to identify AI-generated or manipulated photo evidence in return claims.
V. Anti-Fraud & Litigation Extension
Legal Representation: This business is co-owned by a licensed attorney specializing in civil litigation.
Binding Civil Contract: Any attempt to defraud this business will result in a civil lawsuit filed in your home jurisdiction. Per this agreement, the buyer assumes full liability for all litigation costs, including attorney fees, travel expenses, and court costs.
Criminal Reporting: Fraud is reported to the FBI’s Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.
A Final Note to Our Buyers
Thank you for reading our policies. We believe in the "Golden Rule"—treating others the way you want to be treated. Theft and fraud have no place here. Please remember: Crime does not pay; you end up paying for the crime. We look forward to an honest transaction with you!
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