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CAP'N CLARK'S

OTTOMAN EMPIRE

FOR ALL YOUR FURNITURE NEEDS.

PIRATE CLARK

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HANDMADE HOLOGRAPHIC WATERPROOF VINYL STICKER

Exact size: 2.3" x 2.8"

Found somewhere between the end table display and the basement access door.

This is a custom artistic rendering of Pirate Clark, pulled from the finale-flavored rot of the Backrooms and filtered through the dead air of a furniture showroom commercial that should have stopped airing in 1991.

The sticker is printed on holographic vinyl, then finished with a glossy waterproof laminate. Under light, the surface shifts and breaks into rainbow glare, giving the artwork the look of a cursed floor sample photographed too many times under fluorescent tubes.

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YOU GET

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1 handmade Pirate Clark holographic vinyl sticker
Exact size: 2.3 inches wide x 2.8 inches tall
Glossy waterproof laminated finish
Holographic rainbow effect that shifts with light and angle
Die-cut sticker with rounded corners, top notch, and character-contour detail
Great for laptops, water bottles, car windows, notebooks, toolboxes, sticker books, storage bins, PC cases, and display shelves

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STRAIGHT FROM THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE FLOORROOM

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Place it on a laptop, water bottle, car window, notebook, toolbox, sticker book, storage bin, PC case, or anywhere else that could survive a little showroom contamination.

Each sticker is handmade, cut, peeled, inspected, and packed with care.

Tiny handmade variations may occur.
That is normal.
That is the floorroom settling.
That is the still life breathing.

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DISPLAY CONDITIONS

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This listing is for the sticker only. Props, furniture, display surfaces, showroom dust, and unmarked basement doors are not included.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen, lighting, and viewing angle. Holographic material reacts strongly to light, so every photo catches a different slice of the floorroom.

Apply to a clean, dry surface for best results. Waterproof for normal everyday use, but please do not pressure wash, aggressively scrub, or place directly beside active basement access.

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CAP'N CLARK'S OTTOMAN EMPIRE

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FOR ALL YOUR FURNITURE NEEDS.

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FLOORROOM RECORD

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DO NOT MOVE
DO NOT PRICE
DO NOT FOLLOW

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P E E L
S T I C K
N O C L I P

inventory note:
floor sample observed at 03:17
laminate intact
subject dry
subject watching
subject still

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CAP'N CLARK'S SAYS COME ON DOWN
CAP'N CLARK'S SAYS SAVE BIG
CAP'N CLARK'S SAYS LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE DISPLAY
CAP'N CLARK'S SAYS THE DISPLAY IS NOT A DISPLAY
CAP'N CLARK'S SAYS THE DISPLAY IS STANDING NOW

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[ CLEARANCE ]
[ CLEARANCE ]
[ CLEARANCE ]
[ CLEARANCE ]
[ CL3AR4NC3 ]
[ C1E4R_NCE ]
[ C̷L̴E̶A̵R̸A̶N̸C̷E̸ ]

furnitureneeds furnitureneeds furnitureneeds
floorroom floorroom floorroom
ottoman ottoman ottoman
pirate clark pirate clark pirate clark
sticker sticker sticker
stick her
stick here
stick here
still here
still here
still life
still life
still life

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thank you for shopping
thank you for stopping
thank you for standing
thank you for still
thank you for still
thank you for still

still

stillll

llifffe

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|   PRICE TAG MISSING  |
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PLEASE NOTE

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This is a handmade fan art item. It is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by A24, Kane Parsons, or any rights holder.

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PEEL. STICK. NOCLIP.