Math is for blockers. Youre not here to block.
This is the deck box for the player who plays all five colors and apologizes for none of it. The front face displays all five mana symbols — Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest — arranged in a pentagon around the central Magic: The Gathering Planeswalker symbol, connected by a geometric star circuit that declares your allegiance to every color at once. The spine carries the full Magic: The Gathering logo in bold red with white outline, running the full length of the box. Black matte body throughout with a subtle diagonal crosshatch texture. "MATh IS FOR BLOCKERS" printed at the base of the front — a battle cry, a philosophy, a warning.
Five colors. One box. Zero regrets.

WHATS INCLUDED

✅ 1 × Math Is for Blockers Deck Box
✅ Holds 100 double-sleeved cards (Commander-ready)
✅ Built-in dice tray
✅ Magnetic closure
✅ Threaded lid for secure transport


PRODUCT DETAILS
🃏 Design Theme: 5-Color Magic: The Gathering — All Mana Symbols + Planeswalker Icon
Front: all 5 mana symbols (W/U/B/R/G) arranged in a geometric pentagon circuit around the central Planeswalker symbol, "MATh IS FOR BLOCKERS" text at base. Spine: full Magic: The Gathering logo in red with white outline running the full height of the box.
📐 Dimensions: Fits 100 double-sleeved cards in standard sleeves
🎲 Dice Tray: Integrated into the lid
🔒 Closure: Strong magnetic seal keeps your deck secure
🔩 Lid: Threaded for snug travel fit
🖨️ Material: PLA/PLA+ 3D printed — durable, lightweight, and finely detailed

COMPATIBILITY
The natural home for any 5-color commander who wants to do everything, to everyone, all at once:

The Ur-Dragon — the dragon tribal throne, one of each color
Najeela, the Blade-Blossom — warrior tribal engine, 5-color aggro
Jodah, the Unifier — legendary synergy and rainbow ramp
Kenrith, the Returned King — versatile political powerhouse
Ramos, Dragon Engine — mana accumulation and explosive turns


PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
🖨️ Printed to order — please allow 1–3 business days before shipment
📦 Ships from Florida, USA via USPS Ground Advantage
🌿 PLA/PLA+ is a plant-derived, eco-conscious filament

FAQ
Does it fit double-sleeved cards?
Yes — designed specifically for 100 double-sleeved Commander cards.
Does it come with the dice tray?
Yes, the dice tray is built into the lid.
Can I get this in a different color?
We print in a variety of filament colors. Message us and well do our best to accommodate!
Is this an official Magic: The Gathering product?
No — this is a fan-made tribute featuring imagery inspired by Magic: The Gathering. Magic: The Gathering, its mana symbols, and the Planeswalker symbol are trademarks of Wizards of the Coast LLC, a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. This product is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast or Hasbro.

ABOUT GULF COAST GAME VAULT
We design and print custom deck boxes for Magic: The Gathering players who want their storage to match their style. Every box is printed to order in our Florida workshop — built for players, by players.
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