COMES FROM A SMOKE & PET FREE VARDO!
~~I DO NOT COMBINE SHIPPING~~
ITEM(s) MUST BE PAID FOR WITHIN
2 DAYS OF WINNING.
IF YOU BID & DON'T PAY, MY FLYING MONKEYS WILL DO BODY SHOTS OF JAGER AT YOUR NEXT FAMILY REUNION!
I SHIP ONLY WITHIN THE 50 UNITED STATES.
NO INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS PLEASE!
NO RETURNS.
DUE TO THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF TIME & EXPENSE I GO TO IN ORDER TO FIND THE NICEST, MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS TO OFFER AT A GREAT PRICE, I DO NOT NEGOTIATE OR COMBINE SHIPPING.
SUPPLIES, MATERIALS, GASOLINE & FEES PROHIBIT ME FROM NEGOTIATING ON SHIPPING.
I DO MY BEST TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE ALL ITEMS & SHIP PROMPTLY UPON PAYMENT. THANKS FOR SHOPPING WITH ME!
One other thing you need to know, due to problems Ebay & Paypal have had with buyers who try to demand refunds in order to manipulate feedback, they have asked me to only post feedback after I receive feedback. Rest assured, once mine appears, I will promptly leave feedback for everyone who posts it for me. They are closely monitoring accounts to ensure eBay remains a safe place to do business, so be sure to play fairly!
