Brand new, no tags. Never used, never seen snow, never even had the chance to disappoint me.

These are Burton Twentyounce snowboard pants in that camo that looks like you’re either about to hit the slopes or go on a secret mission. Either works.

Got plenty of pockets for snacks, phone, lift pass, or whatever survival gear you think you need. Clean, crisp, zero wear. Basically waiting for their main character moment.

Size Small.

If you snowboard, these will do their job. If you don’t, you’ll still look like you could casually say “yeah I just got back from the mountains” and no one would question it.