Look at him. Just look at him. Peak performance. Absolute unit. This is the Snorlax 181/165 Art Rare from the Japanese Pokemon 151 (SV2a) set, featuring the legendary artwork of Snorlax doing what he does best: absolutely nothing while a Meowth tries to figure out how to navigate the obstacle.
This card is so clean you could eat a Rage Candy Bar off it (but please don't).
Pull Story: Pulled with trembling hands and immediately tucked into a sleeve before he could wake up and eat my fridge.
Surface: Smoother than a Fresh Water from a Vending Machine.
Corners: Sharper than a Beedrill’s sting.
Centered: Better than my life choices.
Relatability: It’s a literal mirror of us on a Sunday afternoon.
The Art: It’s an "Art Rare," which is fancy talk for "this looks better than the framed photos of my relatives."
The Set: Japanese 151 is a certified heater. Don't be the person who missed out because they were "sleeping" (leave that to Snorlax).
I ship cards like I’m transporting a delicate Fabergé egg.
Sleeved: Because we aren't savages.
Top-Loaded: Armored protection against the USPS/FedEx postal wars.
Team Bagged: Waterproofed, just in case your mailman is a Squirtle.
Fast Shipping: I’ll get this to the post office faster than a Jolteon using Agility.
Keywords: Snorlax 181/165, Pokemon 151 Japanese, SV2a, Art Rare, Illustration Rare, Kabigon, Near Mint, Big Boy, Sleeping Pokemon, Full Art, Holo, TCG, Pokemon Cards, Waifu (Just kidding, it's a Snorlax), Investment, Kanto.
Note: Poke-Flute not included. If he doesn't wake up by the time he reaches your house, that’s between you and Arceus.