Hey ebay!

So I attended the Miami 305 Block Party to celebrate the 2025 Big 3 Champions, Mario Chalmers, Michael Beasley, Reggie Evans, Lance Stephenson, and Sean Williams. While vibing at the Chugs Courtyard the Mascot pulled up and bestowed me with the Born Ready Miami 305 Jersey! I was like, "The Fok! Yo God Is The GOAT. A million thanks!

When the Champions pulled up, I had Eureka moment and started scouring for a sharpie! One of the servers lend me his and I embarked on a mission. First on the list, was Sean Williams, a total Zen Solider and true gentleman, we exchanged a special NBAesque handshake and he signed. Next, was Reggie Evans, a gentle giant emitting a soothing smile. He taught me how to stretch the jersey to provide a surface for optimal autographing.

From my peripheral I saw Michael Beasley jostling through a herd of henchmen, dude is half man, half marijuanna. He saw the jersey, got the memo, and scribbled his signature. He waded off wrapped in billows of smoke. Then the lights got dim, the earth shuttered, and WHAM Lance broke into the scene like a trolling machine. Dude was DRIPPED For Days, Weeks, Centuries without aging a second.

I lifted the jersey channeling Messi before a stadium of disgruntled Madristas. Lance recognize the moment, demanded the sharpie and went STRAIGHT TO THE FABRIC. We did a gig, shared some words, and returned to celebrating. 4 down 1 to go but the last Champion was nowhere to he found. I foraged everywhere for 2x NBA Champion Rio until I peeped the clutch 3 Shooter with his entourage smoking the jazz cabbage.

Then suddenly a gaggle of moms barged in asking Rio for pictures. The mom magnet complied and I waited my turn. A eon later I strolled up to Rio and thanked for bringing 3 Rings To Miami (2 with The Heat, 1 with 305). He accepted my accolades and added the final MVP autograph to complete the moment. What an experience.