Are you tired of your opponent sitting there with a smug 2 HP, thinking they’ve stabilized? Do you want to turn your army of 1/1 Saprolings into a stampede of fuzzy, adorable extinction-level events?
Look no further. This is the Borderless Craterhoof Behemoth from the Tarkir: Dragonstorm set. It’s big, it’s angry, and it has more keywords than a shady LinkedIn profile.
Non-Foil: Because you want to win games, not deal with a card that curls like a Pringle the moment it sees a humid room.
Borderless Art: Look at that art. It’s so big it literally couldn't stay inside the frame. It’s escaping. It’s coming for your opponent’s life total.
The "Oops, I Win" Button: Cast this, and suddenly your mana dorks are hitting like freight trains. It’s not "bad sportsmanship," it’s "math-induced tragedy."
MTG Magic the Gathering TCG Commander EDH Staple Craterhoof Behemoth Borderless Alt Art Tarkir Dragonstorm TDM Mythic Rare Green Stompy Win Con Finisher Collectible Card Game
Seller’s Note: No, I am not responsible for the broken friendships or salt-induced tears this card will cause at your next Commander night. Use responsibly (or don't, I'm a description, not a cop).