This lightweight crew-neck tee brings out dry wit with bold, distressed typography reading: “I tried to be normal once — worst two minutes of my life.” Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable for all-day wear, while side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape through repeated washes. The ribbed knit collar and retail cut balance casual comfort with a neat silhouette that layers easily under jackets or pairs with jeans. Printed with high-detail methods for crisp white ink on a black background, this shirt reads clearly from a distance and ages with character. It’s made in ethical facilities and includes a tear-away label to avoid irritation.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail fit for a neat, versatile silhouette
- High-detail printing (DTF/DTG depending on provider) for crisp, vibrant white typography
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean