Some mornings require a warning label. This is yours.

Let’s be honest: until the caffeine hits, you are not open for business. Protect your peace (and your beverage) with the official Frenchie & Co. enforcement officer—a Frenchie in pajamas who looks cute but means serious business.
Featuring the hilarious viral phrase "Touch my coffee, I'll slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you," this mug is the perfect defense against chatty coworkers, early risers, and anyone daring enough to reach for your cup.
Whether you're sipping morning coffee, evening tea, or "something stronger," do it with a side of sass. It’s not just a mug; it’s a boundary setting tool.

Why it’s the perfect desk companion:

Vivid, High-Quality Print: The colorful pajama details and bold text won't peel or fade, no matter how many times you reheat your forgotten coffee.
Built for Real Life: Sturdy, glossy, and ready for the daily grind.
The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for the "Grumpy Morning" person in your life, or the dog lover who knows exactly how possessive Frenchies can be.

The Boring (But Important) Stuff:

Material: 100% Durable White Ceramic.
Safety First: Completely Lead and BPA-free.
Lazy-Proof: Fully Dishwasher and Microwave safe (because hand-washing is for people with too much energy).

Sizing:

11 oz: Standard coffee size (3.8″ height).
15 oz: For those "don't speak to me yet" mornings (4.7″ height).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!