It is time to unburden today, that which has burdened my husband's closet yesterday.
There's a few (11) up for grabs.
Mcd short sleeve button down- large- black and grey stripeREI long sleeve- large charcoal grey
Nikegolf short sleeve polo- large lime green
Axis short sleeve button down- medium tan and beige
2 Cremieux long sleeve button down- medium one blue, one brownish checkered
2 Roundtree long sleeve button down- large one blue stripe, one red stripe
Gold label long sleeve non- iron button down- large blue
Royal robbins long sleeve button down- medium grey
Long sleeve ceremonial tunic shirt- medium white
$20 each plus postage if shipping. otherwise $20 if local to 83686 zip code- no shipping charge- you will need to pick up.
There is nothing at all wrong with these bad mamma jammas. My husband simply has too many, as he dresses the fanciest in the land. All are in excellent condition, no rips, loose threads, or missing buttons. No sweat stains on collars or pits (if anybody knows about fancy shirts, you know that sweat stains in those areas are very common)
Other shirts will have you looking like a crumpled spreadsheet lost a fight with a lawnmower. Say "goodbye" to business casual and "hello!" to Business Spectacular with...
Le Chemise Magnifique- the button-down with just the right amount of fancy, it has its own LinkedIn profile!
Features that will ruin all other shirts for you- 4EVA!:
Fabric woven by Swiss virgins under a full moon (probably)
buttons ccarved from the tears of your jealous coworkers
Wrinkle-resistant technology developed by NASA (okay, okay, maybe not NASA, but definitely Dave in accounting. But he's basically NASA.)
Secret inner pocket perfectly sized to conceal one (1) emergency croissant
Makes you 47% more likely to get upgraded to First Class
Smells faintly of success and mahogany (results may vary)
Perfect for:
Closing deals
Opening pickle jars while c;osing deals
Looking like you definitely didnt just wake up from a nap in your car.
Testimonials about my husband'sclothes up other places:
"My dating app matches went from 'Hey' to 'Hello sir!' overnight" - Chad, 32
"I wore this shirt once and my boss started calling me 'Mr. Thompson'. We're not evem related." - Greg
Limited time offer:
Buy 3 shirts, get a complimentary ego boost (non-refundable)
Le Chamise Magnifique- because sweatpants are a choice...but these shirts are a lifestyle.
*Probably wont actually change your life, but you'll look hot pretending it did!*
Statistics made up...like your ex's peresonality.