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God Hates Bacon collection.

This is an atheist, secular humanist, activist shirt.

This shirt sheds light on how silly God behaves in the Old Testament. When the Old Testament God isn't murdering firstborn children and condoning sex with family members, he is handing out dietary advice. It's just dumb. We at Aggrovist should be worried, though, about being smitten by some of God's wrathful vengeance, because He is extremely sensitive about His image (for an all-powerful being).

Aggrovist Apparel makes shirts for Resist, Equality, and Activist causes.

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This product is print-on-demand (POD), so fulfillment takes longer.
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Returns and Refund Policy.
We accept returns for the following reasons:
The wrong item was received. Item not as described.
The wrong size was received, or the size tag on the shirt does not match the item's size description.
The shirt does not fit. (e.g., too small, too large)
Changed mind, does not like, etc.

While we will gladly accept all returns, we will only pay for the return shipping for the following:
The wrong item was received. Item not as described.
The wrong size was received, or the size tag on the shirt does not match the item's size description.
Return shipping cost will be deducted from your refund for the following reasons:
The shirt does not fit. (e.g., too small, too large)
Changed mind, does not like, etc.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61
2XL	81.3	66
3XL	83.8	71.1