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God Hates Figs collection.

This is an atheist, secular humanist, activist shirt.

This shirt sheds light on how silly God behaves in the Old Testament. When the Old Testament God isn't murdering firstborn children and condoning sex with family members, he is handing out dietary advice. It's just dumb. We at Aggrovist should be worried, though, about being smitten by some of God's wrathful vengeance, because He is extremely sensitive about His image (for an all-powerful being).

Aggrovist Apparel makes shirts for Resist, Equality, and Activist causes.

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This product is print-on-demand (POD), so fulfillment takes longer.
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Returns and Refund Policy.
We accept returns for the following reasons:
The wrong item was received. Item not as described.
The wrong size was received, or the size tag on the shirt does not match the item's size description.
The shirt does not fit. (e.g., too small, too large)
Changed mind, does not like, etc.

While we will gladly accept all returns, we will only pay for the return shipping for the following:
The wrong item was received. Item not as described.
The wrong size was received, or the size tag on the shirt does not match the item's size description.
Return shipping cost will be deducted from your refund for the following reasons:
The shirt does not fit. (e.g., too small, too large)
Changed mind, does not like, etc.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	27	20
M	28	22
L	29	24
XL	30	26
2XL	31	28
3XL	32	30
4XL	33	32
5XL	34	34

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	68.6	50.8
M	71.1	55.9
L	73.7	61
XL	76.2	66
2XL	78.7	71.1
3XL	81.3	76.2
4XL	83.8	81.3
5XL	86.4	86.4