Hey eBay!

I’m still butt hurt this motherf**ker left us. We could’ve reconfigured our roster, game plan, and salary cap to make another run at the title. Lebron could’ve won another chip with Wade, Bosh, and Coach Spo at the helm. Still grateful king James won us two NBA championships but we had more in the tank!

I channeled my inner Lebron in this jersey meaning it’s got mileage. However, I’m nearing my 40’s so it’s time to retire this jersey from competitive play and rather than having it collect dust, let’s collect some bucks. Thank you for inspiring me to become a stat-hunting machine on the courts Sir King James.

Let’s go HEAT!