🎉 Rude Funny Birthday Card – “Blithering Pompous C*ntish Windbag” by Hairy Duck Prints

😂 Perfect for Someone Who Deserves a Proper Roast!

If your mate, sibling, partner, or colleague loves dark humour, savage insults, and rude birthday cards, this is the ultimate pick. With its ornate vintage-style typography and brutally funny message, this card delivers the perfect mix of classy design and filthy language.

💌 A Bold Card for Big Laughs

The line reads:
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY you BLITHERING, POMPOUS, CUNTISH WINDBAG”
…so yes, it’s rude, sweary, and absolutely not for the easily offended — but perfect for the right person!

🎨 Premium Handmade Quality

🇬🇧 Hairy Duck Prints – UK Small Business

We specialise in bold, cheeky, savage humour cards that stand out from the crowd. Perfect for anyone with a filthy sense of humour and a love for British banter.

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💬 Give them a birthday card they’ll never forget! 

This outrageous, sweary, laugh-out-loud insult card from Hairy Duck Prints is guaranteed to be the funniest thing they receive. Savage, stylish, and absolutely unforgettable — go on, make their day hilariously offensive.


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