If your mate, sibling, partner, or colleague loves dark humour, savage insults, and rude birthday cards, this is the ultimate pick. With its ornate vintage-style typography and brutally funny message, this card delivers the perfect mix of classy design and filthy language.
The line reads:
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY you BLITHERING, POMPOUS, CUNTISH WINDBAG”
…so yes, it’s rude, sweary, and absolutely not for the easily offended — but perfect for the right person!
A5 size (approx. 148mm x 210mm)
Printed on 300gsm matte cardstock for a high-end finish
Blank inside for your own message — heartfelt or equally rude
Comes with a brown envelope
Packaged in a compostable sleeve
Designed and printed in the UK
We specialise in bold, cheeky, savage humour cards that stand out from the crowd. Perfect for anyone with a filthy sense of humour and a love for British banter.
Rude birthday card for friends
Savage humour birthday card
Funny card for partner or sibling
Office banter birthdays
Adult humour lovers
People who enjoy creative insults
This outrageous, sweary, laugh-out-loud insult card from Hairy Duck Prints is guaranteed to be the funniest thing they receive. Savage, stylish, and absolutely unforgettable — go on, make their day hilariously offensive.
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