Before the silence of the lambs… there was YOU!
Make them laugh (and squirm just a little) with this epic movie-style parody card — personalised with any first name, surname, and date of birth!
Printed by Hairy Duck Prints, this hilarious Netflix-style design is perfect for fans of true crime, dark humour, horror flicks, and quirky gifts that stand out from the crowd.
🧾 Personalised with:
➤ First Name
➤ Surname
➤ Date of Birth
🎥 Design: Retro movie poster parody — “Monster: The (Any Name) Story”
💌 Card size: A5 (approx. 148 x 210mm)
📜 Inside: Blank for your own message
🖨️ Printed on: Premium 300gsm smooth matte card stock
📦 Includes: brown envelope
🇬🇧 Designed, printed & shipped in the UK
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🎂 Birthdays
🎃 Halloween
😂 Fans of dark comedy
🎁 People who love something different
Whether it’s your mate, your sibling, or that one friend who’s just a bit weird, this personalised “Monster” card guarantees laughs (and maybe a few nervous giggles).
Add your recipient’s first name, surname, and date of birth — and we’ll transform them into the star of their own sinister Netflix-style biopic!
Get ready to make their special day unforgettable with this funny, edgy, and one-of-a-kind card — exclusively from Hairy Duck Prints.