Funny Novelty 100gram Chocolate Bar certified Arsehole

Looking for a cheeky gift that will get a guaranteed laugh? This hilarious novelty chocolate bar is the perfect present for someone with a naughty sense of humour. Underneath the fun sleeve is a delicious Molly’s Milk Chocolate bar (Tesco original) – so it’s not just funny, it tastes amazing too!

🎁 Perfect for:

Rude and funny gifts for friends

Valentine’s Day or Anniversaries (for couples who don’t do soppy!)

Birthdays, Secret Santa & gag gifts

Him, Her, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Bestie

Postage is a flat rate of £2.70 per order, Add up to 6 chocolate bars.
You can mix and match from any of my chocolate bar listings – just make sure to add them all to your basket and pay at the end so they go through as one order.



✨ What you’ll get:

1x Milk Chocolate Bar (wrapped in its original Tesco wrapper)

Covered with a removable novelty sleeve saying: “In a world full of cunts, you’re my favourite”

A mix of sweet and sweary – the ultimate adult humour gift!

⚠️ Ingredients & Allergy Information

Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Butter**, Cocoa Mass**, Dried Skimmed Milk, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifiers (Lecithins, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Flavouring.

Contains:

Cocoa solids: minimum 28%

Milk solids: minimum 14%


Allergy Advice:

For allergens, see ingredients in bold.

May also contain peanuts and other nuts.


✅ Extra Info

Suitable for vegetarians

Rainforest Alliance Certified Cocoa

No artificial flavours

💡 This isn’t just chocolate – it’s a rude novelty gift that will make them laugh before they even take a bite!

Please Check Original wrapper inside for allergens.