COVER - I want to be well-seasoned, Peppery, Salt of the earth.

2nd PAGE - Shot through with vinegar. Not bland and lumpy. No tapioca years.

3rd PAGE - I want to get spicier as time goes by. I want to stick in somebody's craw.

4th PAGE - Lord, don't let me turn into comfort food, easily managed and twice as tasteless.

5th PAGE - Don't let me go down easy. I want to be well-seasoned...every season of my life.