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This Grim Reaper "Tips" tee puts a darkly funny spin on the classic wildlife-warning-sign format — because if there's one encounter you really can't prepare for, it's this one. A bold black Reaper silhouette sits front and center, surrounded by deadpan "survival tips" that are equal parts hilarious and unsettlingly true.

Perfect for fans of dark humor, Halloween apparel, gothic style, or anyone who appreciates a joke about the inevitable. Makes a great gift for the person in your life who already has too many skeleton mugs.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved structure and tear-away label to reduce irritation