Measurements:  The tape measure was a glorious invention. Agree or disagree?

Collar Seam to Bottom Hem: 27.5 inches
Arm Pit to Arm Pit Measurement: 21.5 inches
Center Back to End of Sleeve: 17.5 inches

Please see all pictures for measurements and details and feel free to send over a message with any questions.

For help with sizing, find a similar piece of your own clothing that fits you the way you like and lay it out flat and take the same measurements we show in our pictures. Note that we only smooth our items flat - we do not stretch them to the full extent the fabric allows as that would only damage garments and give an unreasonable measurement. Many fabrics can yield an additional varying amount of stretch, potentially up to several inches. We just lay it flat and smooth it out so that the measurement shown is the item’s full unstretched length.

For shirts you really need 3 measurements to determine fit:
collar seam to bottom hem, center back to sleeve hem or end of cuff, and pit-to-pit.

On long sleeve shirts, we fold the shirt at the shoulder seam and show you 2 measurement photos to add together for the total sleeve length from the center of the back right at the base of the collar to the end of the cuff. We also go ahead and throw in a bonus pic for you while we are at it showing you the measurement of the bottom side of the sleeve. We are not sure what the value is in that measurement, but someone once asked and we do love our yardsticks.

Condition: Excellent Pre Owned Condition. No damage, stains, flaws or defects found. 

Most of our clothes are pre-owned in good condition and free from stains, rips, tears, or other imperfections.  If any imperfections do exist we always try to point them out and include detailed pictures. We don't like surprises either!  On rare occasions we might miss a small issue with your item.  If that happens we happily accept returns for a full refund! Just let us know and we will help you get it sorted. No hassle.

All photographs are of the exact piece of clothing you are ordering. No Ai enhancements or touchups of any kind. You know those image generators that place a clothing item on a person or mannequin or remove the background - yeah we don’t do any of that. What you see is what you are actually getting. That’s how it should be.

Immediately following photography, we prepare, package and seal our items so that they are ready for immediate shipment and in the exact same condition as photographed. They are stored in a temperature controlled, overwhelmingly clean, environment. You don’t have to worry about where your item is after photography. Our assets are always Archived properly. That’s the 405 way.

All items have been cleaned per eBay standards & policies and we are always consistent with all care instructions. If you want your shirt destroyed, you are going to have to do that on your own.

Color(s) and Pattern(s):

Lighting and digital photography can cause slight variance to how colors and textures appear to the naked eye. This is true of all digital photography. However, we always use lighting temps that simulate daylight in order to get the closest representation to you of the item you are buying.  They can detect molecules in atmospheres millions of light years away . . . you would think they could stop a 3x digital zoom from distorting the color of a shirt.

Shipping:  We don’t abide delay. Shipment is immediate.

If the truck hasn’t left the shipping center yet, we will get this item on there for you today. If the truck has in fact already left, this will be the first thing on it the next business day. 

If we are “on holiday” we tell you. We update our vacation setting so that you always see an accurate estimated arrival.

We offer combined shipping discounts for multiple item orders - message us for details before placing your order if you are wanting multiple items from our store.

Individual shirt orders ship in polybags. Contrary to popular opinion, it is a good idea to double bag it. So we do. We believe the extra effort and cost to us is worth it for our customers.

If you have any issues or concerns upon item arrival please contact us immediately and we will work to make it right.

Returns:  Hassle free 30-day Free Returns.

If we would have it in our store now, why wouldn’t we welcome it back in our store? So just send us a message and we will walk you through processing the return.

Thank you for all the attention. Seriously - if you read all of that above, you’ve got that top 1% kind of attention span in a distraction crazed society. Make sure to follow our store so that you can check our future novellas–er listings–too. We love ya.