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A cheeky 11oz coloured ceramic mug cup featuring a sarcastic Dog (Great Dane) design with the quote “Touch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able to Find You!!!”. Durable, glossy ceramic for everyday coffee or tea with a smooth rim and comfy grip. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Available in Grey, Orange, Black, White.

Product Overview

Brand: Vixar
Colour: Black
Special feature: Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe
Style: Sarcastic Animals Illustration Style
Unit count: 1.0 count

Product Features

Premium 11oz coloured ceramic mug with a durable, glossy finish.
Sarcastic illustration paired with the quote: Touch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able to Find You!!!.
Comfortable handle and smooth rim designed for daily coffee and tea.
Dishwasher and microwave safe; long‑lasting print quality.
Available colours: Grey, Orange, Black, White.

Product Information

Brand	‎Vixar
Model Number	‎01ff
Colour	‎Black
Product Dimensions	‎8.3 x 8.3 x 9.5 cm; 450 g
Special Features	‎Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe
Item Weight	‎450 g
ASIN	B0FX3G39HH
Date First Available	20 Oct. 2025