A1  I Hope You Die 3:39

A2  The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope 4:02

A3  Mama's Boy 0:34

A4  Three Point One Four 3:55

A5  Mope 4:36

B1  Yummy Down On This 3:48

B2  The Ballad Of Chasey Lain 2:21

B3  R.S.V.P. 0:15

B4  Magna Cum Nada 4:00

B5  The Bad Touch 4:20

B6  That Cough Came With A Prize 0:14

B7  Take The Long Way Home

C1  Hell Yeah 5:02

C2  Right Turn Clyde

C3  This Is Stupid 0:10

C4  A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying 5:37

C5  The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey 0:10

C6  Along Comes Mary 3:20

D1  The Bad Touch (The Eiffel 65 Mix)

D2  The Ballad Of Chasey Lain (The Flirt Mix)

D3  Mope (The Pet Shop Boys Extended Remix)