This funny retirement card for women features a colourful design with the cheeky message “And Then the Wise Woman Decided… F*ck This Shit and Retired!” Personalised with her name, it's a hilarious retirement gift for her, perfect for a female colleague, friend or workmate who's ready to leave work behind and enjoy her next chapter.


✉️ CARD

• Personalise your card

• You can also add a personalised message inside

• Envelope included

• Square smooth white 300 GSM card

• 14.5 x 14.5 cm


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• Processed in 1-2 days

• Return or exchange your items within 30 days

• Securely packed to keep it safe through shipping

• Designed and made in the UK

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