Funny novelty Private Property / Warning metal sign — great for garage, shop, man cave, cabin, or bar décor.

Reads:

“Property Owner Is Too Old To Fight, Too Fat To Run, Too Lazy To Argue.”

• Material: lightweight metal (tin/aluminum style)

• Size: 12” tall x 8” wide (approx.)

• New in shrink wrap

• Rounded corners (and holes for hanging if applicable — add if confirmed)

Condition

Brand new, still wrapped.

May show minor edge wear from storage.

Please review photos — item is sold as pictured.

Great gift or conversation piece.