TOMMY BAHAMA — men’s XXL in bold purple plaid.  

Laid-back cut, clean cuffs, long sleeve with enough structure to earn respect off the beach. This isn’t your uncle’s “island time” shirt — it actually fits.

Big plaid, real fabric, no floral distractions.  

This one rides the line between casual sharp and relaxed power. You show up in this and nobody asks if you're off the clock — they assume you made your own.

I picked this up while *Shiloh* said it looked “too loud for meetings.”  

I told him confidence doesn’t whisper — and neither should your shirt.  

Then I went to Dorsia and ordered **steamed eel pulp baked into a recycled yoga mat with grilled kiwi husk salsa and melted sage croutons**. The check came in braille. I paid cash.

Comes from a smoke-free lair — oversized presence, zero lazy packaging.

**Measurements (excellent condition):**  

Chest (pit to pit): 27"  

Sleeve (shoulder to cuff): 25"  

Length (back collar to hem): 33"  

Shoulders (seam to seam, back): 20.5"

Shipped right — packed by a functioning adult, not someone on their lunch break.