She arrived without being summoned.

Perched on the stand like a stern little guardian of wellness.

Offered no words, only judgment and the faint promise of recovery if you behaved.

Blank inside. A watchful feathered nurse wishing you a swift return to the land of the living. 🖤🐦💉

You’ll Receive:

• One premium 5" x 7" greeting card (folded size)

• White self-seal A7 envelope

• Printed on premium 200 gsm paper

• Acid-free and archival quality to last for years

✔ All cards ship free via USPS. I always drop them in the mailbox within 24 hours of your order (the same day if you catch me before the mail carrier comes).

✔ Orders of 5 cards or less → NO TRACKING. It goes out as a regular stamped letter.

✔ Orders of 6 cards or more → actual tracking included automatically, no extra charge.

✔ USPS can be moody, as we all know. Sometimes your cards arrive in 2-5 days looking fresh from 1897, sometimes they decide to haunt the postal system for 12+ days. If 14 business days pass and nothing has shown up, message me and I will send a replacement for free.