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Get yourself (or someone you love/hate) a pen with actual personality.
These bamboo pens come laser-engraved with brutally funny quotes, dark humour, rude lines ? or your own wording if you want it personalised.

BUY 5, GET 5 FREE ? HOW TO CLAIM

To get this offer, just add 5 pens to your basket and checkout as normal.
Once your order comes through, I will automatically add an extra 5 pens for FREE to your parcel.

You?ll receive 10 pens in total.
Mix and match any designs, or choose personalised wording ? just leave your notes at checkout.

Available Styles (examples shown in photo):

• Filthy Bastard Edition

• You grubby little goblin

• Shut up, I?m writing bollocks

• Chaos & Filth Dispenser

• Stop nicking my f*cking pen

• Certified Bellend

• Writing shite since 1980
  ...and loads more.

Personalised Option
Want your own name, joke or insult Ill engrave ANY wording you want  no filters, no judgement.

Premium Bamboo  Laser Engraved
Permanent engraving that wont fade. Smooth clicker pen with metal tip.

Perfect For:
Secret Santa  Office banter Workmates  Mates who talk rubbish  Stocking fillers  Anyone with a dark sense of humour

 Fast UK dispatch
 Single pens or mixed bundles available