The Mommy Mafia is the Urban Dictionary of Mothers think of it as Mommy profiling. The politics of motherhood is complicated, yet also highly amusing. If motherhood is akin to the Mafia, which family do you belong to? Are you the Olympic Mom (Your kid isnt walking yet? Wow, hes so slow! My Thomas walked at nine months!), so competitive she grills other Moms as to the duration of her labor or her childs milestones? Or are you the ER Mom, who takes her offspring to the hospital at the first sign of a sniffle? Maybe youre Organic Mom (Dont you realize cows milk is filled with cancer-causing chemicals?) or Horny Mom (Isnt motherhood the best time to start sleeping around?) or Boot Camp Mom, who runs her kids lives to a strict routine. The Mommy Mafia features more than seventy types of Moms, and whether you are one of these Moms, are related to one, or are friends with oneits time mothers laughed at themselves!