This super rare certificate has never been seen before on the internet or anywhere else.  But because of strong popular demand... and I need the money for my mom's sky diving lessons, these shares are being offered to the general public.  Now is your chance to be part of something special.  

Shares will soon be trading on the major stock exchanges around the world including Stockholm, Stockton, Tavistock, Bialystok and Vladivostok.  This stock could be the next Giggle. 

This novelty certificate is an authenic original stock certificate, and is printed on 8.5" x 11" business parchment paper.  Customized with your name(s), special date and number of shares.  The "Specimen" overlay will be removed if you pay me.

This novelty certificate is suitable for framing and makes a nice gift.  You don't have to eat a bagel to have this certificate.

Shipped flat, unfolded in a manila envelope with a protective sleeve to resist bending.  All sales final, no returns, no refunds.  Thanks for looking.