bzarrillo Auctions Presents..... ebay store....Starmemories of Illinois BUY ADDITIONAL AUTOGRAPHS AND NO ADDITIONAL SHIPPING CHARGES! Save on Shipping ........Visit our Ebay store.!! Thousands of Autographs in our inventory...SEND US A MESSAGE WITH YOUR WANT LIST ..AND WE WILL POST WHAT WE HAVE ON EBAY PLEASE NOTE: Most of our signed photos are vintage items. As such they may exhibit tiny imperfections which will NOT be noted in the description.  Significant flaws will be noted and often these are marked AS IS. Therefore, returns for condition not as described will not be honored if the buyer has not requested detailed condition information. Very minor condition issues not noted are of no concern for 99.9% of our customers. Some however are perfectionists who should not be buying online. If you consider yourself in this category then please question us concerning condition before you bid. We accept returns for any LEGITIMATE reason but minor flaws are not a valid reason 11789 Emo Philips Autograph ON 3" x 5 " INDEX CARD SIGNATURE --------- authentically signed ( not printed) --------- Emo Philips (born February 7, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the "wisdom of children" or the idiot savant. OUR GUARANTEE: ALL AUTOGRAPHS ARE ORIGINAL , AUTHENTIC HAND SIGNED ITEMS AND COME WITH CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY (COA). NOT COPIES Of AUTOGRAPHS AUTOGRAPHS HAVE BEEN AUTHENTICATED, VERIFIED AGAINST TRUE VALID EXEMPLARS. 100% FULL GUARANTEE FOR A REFUND IF IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED BY ANOTHER EXPERT THAT THE ITEM IS NOT AUTHENTIC.  AFTER 1 MONTH REFUNDS WILL BE REDUCED BY 10% TO COVER EBAY/PAYPAL COSTS WHICH ARE NOT REFUNDABLE.  AFTER 1 YEAR FROM DATE OF PURCHASE ITEMS WILL BE REFUNDED ONLY WITH CREDIT TOWARD FUTURE PURCHASES,  REFUNDS WILL BE MADE ONLY TO THE ORIGINAL PURCHASER. ALL AUTOGRAPHS COME WITH A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY (COA) FROM STARMEMORIES AUTOGRAPHS.WITH THIS COA PLEASE RETAIN A COPY OF THE EBAY SALE INFORMATION - AS A RECEIPT TO VERIFY THE AMOUNT PAID IN CASE THIS MAY BE IN DOUBT.        Return Policy: If you are not happy with your purchase you have 14 days to return the item to us for ANY legitimate reasons.  Our guarantee as stated with our COA is a lifetime guarantee for issues of authenticity.  Our terms have already been stated regarding the amount to be returned. We do not refund the return shipping, unless the item is not as described and/or has serious condition issues not originally stated.  Minor condition issues for vintage items do not apply. A little bit about who you are buying from... Why you should buy from us? Rob Zarrillo is the owner of Starmemories Autographs and Movie Memorabilia.  Selling movie memorabilia and autographs since the 1970s - owner/operator of the store "Time Machine" in Gainesville Florida in the 1980s.  Dealer at Hollywood Collector's shows (Ray Courts shows and his successors), Cinecon (Hollywood), Cinevent (Columbus) and many others.  Coordinator/chairman of shows in Florida in the 1970s-80s such as Trekon, Miamicon, Floridacon. Every autograph we offer comes with a COA and provides you with a peace of mind that you are dealing with a reputable ebay dealer (on ebay since 1998).  Our guarantee meets the intent of UACC and other autograph dealer association requirements but we left the UACC due to their lack of customer support and many complaints concerning their operation.  We pride ourselves on customer satisfaction and our extremely high ebay feedback rating.   ATTENTION VERO MEMBERS: Please contact us first if you feel that we have violated your copyright. If you let us know first we will gladly remove the auction item.