Lighten the mood in your bathroom with this funny sign/shelf sitter that says "OH MY GOD BECKY".  It measures 7 13/16" long, 1 3/8" tall, and 3/8" thick.  It is made of ABS plastic.  Ideally, you can just set it on top of your toilet tank cover.  Alternatively, you can set it on a shelf or ledge in the bathroom.