Listing is for 1 total “Grow Your Own Pecker” 🍆🤣
WoW! This thing will get some huge laughs — literally! From Wee Wee ➡️ Whopper, now you can finally grow your very own pecker.
No need for a boyfriend when you've got this bad boy! 😉 Perfect for gag gifts, parties, white elephant exchanges, or anytime you want to crack someone up.
Starts at about 2 inches (hey, we don’t judge 😏) and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it rise to the occasion 🌊🍆⬆️
When you're done, leave it out and it shrinks right back down — reusable as many times as you want! 🙌
Please Note:
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❌ Not for human consumption (please don’t eat the pecker)
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⚠️ Small parts — not for kids under 3
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📦 Packaging may vary due to import changes (colors/graphics only, not the pecker itself!)
U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated.
Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low.
Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services.
Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.
We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you.
Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley.
Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed!
