Listing is for 1 Le Tooter fart noise maker and 1 "spray" bottle of Liquid Ass
Le Tooter: Do you love making fake fart noises to embarrass your friends, family, or unsuspecting strangers in an elevator? Then congratulations, you’ve just found your new favorite gadget! The Le Tooter is a soft, palm-sized masterpiece of comedic genius. Just give it a squeeze, and—voilà!—out comes the most realistic fart sounds known to humankind. (Yes, even better than Uncle Bob after taco night.)
Le Tooter is 100% air-powered—no electronics, no batteries, just good old-fashioned air displacement technology creating a symphony of toots. Every squeeze produces a slightly different sound, from the polite squeaker to the full-on "whoa, who did that?!" rumble. With proper technique, you can get hundreds or even thousands of uses out of this bad boy before it retires. (And by then, you'll be a certified fart artist.)
🚨 Important Notes 🚨
🛑 Farting is an art form. There's a learning curve! The more you practice, the better (and funnier) your toots will get. It’s like a yo-yo—basic at first, but with dedication, you can achieve legendary status. If you need inspiration, YouTube has tutorials. Yes, fart tutorials exist. What a time to be alive.
🔄 No returns. This item is eventually disposable, and because of the low cost, the shipping fees alone would be more than the price of the item itself. We sell this at cost (or even at a loss) just to bring joy and laughter to the world and hope that you view our other fart joke items we sell—so please buy with realistic expectations and a sense of humor.
💨 Bonus: This makes a great fidget toy for kids (or adults) who like to keep their hands busy. Plus, let’s be honest—making fart noises never gets old.
1 bottle of Liquid Ass:
Unleash authentic butt crack smell in a spray bottle! This super-concentrated stench bomb fills the air with notes of rotten animal, fresh poop, and pure regret.
A little goes a long, horrifying way—perfect for pranks that leave victims gagging and gasping for fresh air. Use discreetly, because the aftermath will not be.
⚠️ Beware of weak knock-offs! We've sold 100% authentic, USA-made Liquid Ass for 15+ years.
Great for office pranks, April Fool’s, or that one person who really deserves it. 💨😂
U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated.
Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low.
Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services.
Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.
We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you.
Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley.
Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed!
