OORTYEET TERRITORIAL COMMAND // FRONTIER INCIDENT FILE 5298
TERRITORIAL INCIDENT REPORT // 1992
IN 1992,
PLAYMATES LOST
ADULT SUPERVISION.

There is really no other reasonable explanation for this.

Leonardo was already a teenage mutant ninja turtle carrying swords and living in a sewer.

Apparently somebody looked at that situation and said:

“TOO BELIEVABLE.”

So they sent him to the Wild West.

They gave him a giant feathered headdress.

A tomahawk.

A spear.

A battle blade.

A bow.

A quiver.

OFFICIAL PLAYMATES BALLISTICS INFORMATION

And then, in what may be the single greatest act of unnecessary accessorizing in toy history, Playmates printed on his official character information that he can launch an arrow:

112,859
METERS
WITHOUT THE BOW.
That is approximately 70 MILES.
EVIDENCE EXHIBIT A
THE BOW IS
STILL INCLUDED.
It is right there.

OortYeet has reviewed the evidence and concluded that the bow serves absolutely no tactical purpose.

It may be decorative.

It may provide emotional support.

It may simply be there because nobody at Playmates was brave enough to tell Leonardo that a turtle capable of throwing an arrow seventy miles does not need archery equipment.

AND SOMEHOW...
THAT ISN’T EVEN
THE WEIRDEST THING
PRINTED ON THE PACKAGE.
YOU HAVE ENTERED THE TERRITORY
WELCOME TO 1992.
WELCOME TO THE WILD WEST.
WELCOME TO
CHIEF LEO.
OortYeet has acquired custody.
We already regret reading the back of the card.
WANTED
FOR EXCESSIVE ACCESSORIZATION
CHIEF LEO
The Flame Shootin’ Feather Topped Foot Fighter.

Leonardo has abandoned the relatively sensible lifestyle of sewer dwelling teenage ninjutsu and arrived on the frontier carrying what appears to be the contents of an entire weapons shed.

TERRITORIAL ARMORY INVENTORY
INCLUDED WITH CHIEF LEO
Bodacious Bow & Arrow
Sewer Spear
Quasi Quiver
Totally Turtle Tomahawk
Battle Blade

This would already be excessive.

Unfortunately, we read his official statistics.

OORTYEET BALLISTICS DIVISION
THE BOW
PROBLEM

According to Chief Leo’s original Playmates character information, his furthest arrow shot is:

RECORDED ARROW RANGE
112,859
METERS
WITHOUT A BOW.

That is approximately 70 miles.

Playmates therefore packaged a bow next to a turtle who apparently does not require one.

OortYeet believes the bow is included primarily for emotional support.

We have additional questions.

OFFICIAL FRONTIER INTELLIGENCE
ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS
FAVORITE TARGET
SHREDDER’S BACKSIDE.

Not Shredder.

Not the Foot Clan.

Specifically the backside.

Leonardo has objectives.
FAVORITE DANCE
RAIN ’N PAIN.

No instructions are provided.

OortYeet considers this a public safety feature.
MONETARY VALUE

The original character material describes Chief Leo as being worth his weight in horses and tree bark pizza.

Accounting attempted to convert this into United States currency.

ACCOUNTING IS NO LONGER SPEAKING TO US.
COLLECTOR INFORMATION // ACTUAL ITEM
THE FIGURE

This is an original vintage 1992 Playmates Toys Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Wacky Wild West Chief Leo.

CHARACTER
CHIEF LEO
YEAR
1992
MANUFACTURER
PLAYMATES TOYS
LINE
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WACKY WILD WEST
STOCK NO.
5298
STATUS
FACTORY SEALED

This is NOT a modern reproduction or retro reissue.

Chief Leo remains FACTORY SEALED in his original retail packaging with his accessories still contained inside the blister.

The orange accessory assortment is prominently displayed beside the figure, while Chief Leo arrives dressed for what appears to be a simultaneous ninja mission, frontier expedition, archery tournament and extremely aggressive cookout.

1992 PLAYMATES RETAIL PRESENTATION
THE ORIGINAL CARD

The original card is peak 1992 TMNT.

Bright artwork.
Wild West graphics.
Original Playmates branding.
Character biography.
Clip and Collect section.
Pizza Point.
Vintage figure cross sell artwork.
And enough weapons to make the word “accessories” feel inadequate.
COLLECTOR CONDITION REPORT
CONDITION
Factory sealed in original packaging.
PLEASE READ ALL CONDITION INFORMATION

The vintage packaging shows shelf, age and storage wear including card curvature and bowing, edge and corner wear, creasing, surface wear, blister wear and damage, and visible sticker/residue or surface disturbance near the upper right front portion of the card.

The hanger area has been punched.

No claim of mint condition is being made.

Please examine ALL original photographs carefully.

They show the exact figure being sold and are part of the condition description.

We have intentionally photographed the front, back, sides, top and bottom so collectors can evaluate the packaging for themselves.

Nothing has been removed from the package.

Nothing has been substituted.

No claim of mint condition is being made.

Ask questions if you want.

OORTYEET TERRITORIAL RECORDS OFFICE
FRONTIER
INTAKE REPORT
SUBJECT
CHIEF LEO
YEAR
1992
OCCUPATION
NINJA TURTLE
CURRENT OCCUPATION
APPARENTLY FRONTIER WARLORD
KNOWN ENEMIES
THE FOOT CLAN
PREFERRED TARGET
SHREDDER’S BACKSIDE
FAVORITE DANCE
RAIN ’N PAIN
RECORDED ARROW RANGE
APPROXIMATELY 70 MILES WITHOUT USING THE INCLUDED BOW
WEAPONS SUPPLIED
YES
HOW MANY
YES
CURRENT CONTAINMENT
FACTORY SEALED
THREAT ASSESSMENT
He can apparently hit something 70 miles away with an arrow he threw by hand.
WE ARE STAYING POLITE.
OORTYEET FRONTIER LOGISTICS
SHIPPING
PROTOCOL

Chief Leo has survived approximately three decades without escaping his original Playmates packaging.

We intend to keep it that way.

The figure will be carefully packed for shipment with protection appropriate for a vintage carded collectible.

Despite the company name, OortYeet will NOT be testing the package’s documented 70 mile projectile capabilities.
OFFICIAL CARRIER COMMUNICATION
USPS HAS
SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
THAT WE STOP HELPING.
YOU
provide the coordinates.
OORTYEET
provides the frontier transport.
CHIEF LEO
provides enough weapons to make the journey deeply uncomfortable for everyone involved.
TERRITORIAL TRANSPORT AUTHORIZATION
YOU PROVIDE
THE COORDINATES.
WE’LL PROVIDE
THE FRONTIER
TRANSPORT.
Chief Leo has the bow.
Apparently he does not need it.
THEN WE
HANDLE
THE YEET.
MAXIMUM AUTHORIZED YEET DISTANCE: CONSIDERABLY LESS THAN 70 MILES