This relaxed-fit tee feels like a casual inside joke you can wear. The garment-dyed color blast gives each shirt a lived-in, vintage swirl of warm ochre and honey tones, so no two pieces read the same. Bold distressed lettering reads “WARNING — Fluent in SARCASM,” making the shirt a cheeky, confident statement without shouting. Soft ring-spun cotton and reinforced seams keep it comfortable and durable through frequent wear. Wear it for lazy weekends, coffee runs, or low-key hangouts when you want your humor to do the talking. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable hand - Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) — substantial but wearable year-round - Garment-dyed Color Blast technique creates a unique, vintage marbled finish - Double-needle stitching and necktape for long-lasting comfort and shape retention - Relaxed fit with sewn-in twill label for easy, everyday wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean