Look at this face. This is the face of a 1987 Sandicast Bull Terrier who thought he was the undisputed king of the cul-de-sac... until he locked eyes with the neighbor’s fluffy, 6-pound orange tabby. It was a legendary showdown. The cat won. Hard.

To be fair, our brave little soldier technically claims he "won the fight after all" because the cat eventually ran out of energy from beating him up. We will let him keep his pride.

🚨An Urgent Plea for Rehoming: 🚨

Look into those tiny, painted eyes. He is practically begging for a fresh start. He needs a loving home where he will feel safe, cherished, and—most importantly—reassured of his masculinity. He promises not to bark, shed, or pick any more fights he clearly cannot win. He just wants to feel loved again.

As you can see from the photos, he suffered a few minor cosmetic defeats during the Great Backyard Brawl of '87 (mostly taking hits directly to the ears and muzzle). However, after decades of therapy and deep emotional processing, his spirit remains completely unbroken. He is officially retiring from active combat. He is looking for a peaceful, feline-free home where he can sit quietly on a shelf and lie to your houseguests about how he got those scars.

The Intel:

Height: Approx. 8 inches of pure, unadulterated bravado.

Length: Approx. 8 inches from snout to tail-stump.

Weight: Solid stone/resin blend. Heavy enough to use as a doorstop, though we don't recommend putting him near any doors where a stray cat might look at him funny.

Condition Check (Please See Photos!):

This authentic Sandra Brue Sandicast sculpture is being sold exactly as pictured with its hard-earned battle wounds. It features distinct cosmetic chips on the tips of both ears and the front of his nose, perfectly mimicking the aftermath of a fierce feline left-hook. The bottom felt pads are present, though one shows heavy wear from him trying to run away. Please review all photos carefully before buying to fully appreciate his honorable discharge condition!