This is an Extra Large, Navy Blue, Nike, Dry Fit, Dallas Cowboys, Micah Parsons jersey, that is autographed/ signed by Micah Paraons, and authenticated by Fanatics.

Look, I know he switched up. I get it. I’m a Cowboys fan. But, what kind of collector would you be, if you didn’t have a Fanatics Authenticated, Dallas Cowboys , Micah Parsons, signed jersey?!

Even if you’re a cheese head, you should still get this. Then you could burn it, or make a piñata out of it, and really give it some smacks …..that is of course if you don’t like the Cowboys. Because, a lot of people don’t like the Boys. They just rub everyone the wrong way.

I don’t blame you. Some of our fans are pretty delusional. But isn’t every fan. I mean, we get so crazy about a game, that if won, does absolutely nothing for us, unless you’ve placed a wager. Other than that, we’re all just yelling at each other over a game. Crazy right!! But, I love it !! I’m sure you do to. So please buy this jersey, even if you’re a Cowboys hater…..you’ll still love to do something nasty to it. …..not nasty nasty…..but like stomp on it, tear it, something like that. Take your mind out of the gutter.

Please buy this jersey, so I can have some sort of meaning in this life.

Thanks.