TIME-WARP LAB TECH IN METAL ⏳🛠️
Step right up, ad-men and press-rats—here’s a jazzy 1930s line-cut that let Van Rensselaer’s quality crew make Father Time spill the beans on tired packaging before it ever hit the corner store!
IMAGE ABOVE IS A SIMILAR REPRESENTATION OF WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE — THE WORDING IS EXACT AND THIS IS USED TO HELP YOU VISUALIZE WHAT IT MAY LOOK LIKE WHEN INKED AND PRINTED.
🔍 KEY FEATURES
- “THIS TEST MAKES THE OLD BOY SHOW WHAT HE WILL DO TO YOUR PRODUCT ON THE DEALER'S SHELVES.”
- Loud reply balloon shouts “GREAT!” as the lab guys cheer 🗣️
- Cloaked Father Time brandishes a scythe marked “POP TIME.”
- Rotary drum boldly labeled: “AGING TESTS / IN OVENS” 🔥
- Gauge face clean and crisp with “R.P.M.” dead-center 🕰️
- Solid wood letterpress block—4.5 in L × 2.25 in W × 0.75 in H 📏
- Still carries full relief depth for inking and fresh pulls
💥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Perfect shelf candy for print-shop, mad-science lab or deco office 🧪
- Read-it-in-reverse fun for design students learning old-school prepress 📚
- Scarce in-house Van Rensselaer promo art—most blocks were client jobs
- Makes a killer conversation piece when framed beside its printed proof 🖼️
🧼 CONDITION
- Sharp relief; no worn-down lines—ready to ink or display 🖋️
- Light pitting and scattered white enamel remnants add factory patina 🧲
- Edges square; no cracks, warps, or bent corners
- Stored smoke-free & handled with cotton gloves since discovery 🧤
🚚 SHIPPING & SERVICE
- Ships within 1 business day via USPS Priority Mail, fully insured ✉️📦
- Bagged, boarded, and double-boxed so Father Time arrives unscathed 🕰️
- Snap-response messages—ask today, get answers before the ink dries 🖨️
🔁 SPIN THE CYLINDER & BUY IT NOW!
Don’t let the old boy age this listing—snag this press gem before the whistle blows! ⏱️5